Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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