I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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