did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
how does that bad decision feel?
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