I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
