Who wears a wallet chain?!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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