Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
They are going to name an STD after you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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