At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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