did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
there is glitter all over my balls
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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