why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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