Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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