yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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