they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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