Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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