But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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