is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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