Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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