Sry I called you an 8
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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