i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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