Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I am one with the molecules
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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