brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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