I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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