I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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