sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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