a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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