is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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