he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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