I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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