glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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