I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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