I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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