The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
