So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Too much gin, very little bucket
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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