I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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