So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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