I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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