I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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