a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Randomize
