you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
