My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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