told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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