If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
