operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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