Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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