did you get engaged???
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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