That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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