you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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