I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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