Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
look no pants
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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