If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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