Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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