# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We got so high we made milksteak
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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