Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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