Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My pussy is not your playground.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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