**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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