I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.