You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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