I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This house was built for laser tag.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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